when books make you cry like fuck you book you’re a stack of paper
I don’t compare myself to anyone else, I don’t make comments about anyone else because they do what feels right for them and that’s okay by me.
"Headline?" "Swing Set Needs Home," I said. "Desperately Lonely Swing Set Needs Loving Home," he said. "Lonely, Vaguely Pedophilic Swing Set Seeks the Butts of Children" I said. He laughed. "That’s why." "What?" "That’s why I like you. Do you realize how rare it is to come across a hot girl who creates an adjectival version of the word pedophile?"